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previously, on popular...
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She doesn't know
What she's giving up.
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We're not friends, nic.
Those days are over.
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Loyalty is clearly
Not rewarded.
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Is that what you call
Sleeping with my boyfriend?
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You shoved him
Off your plate.
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And the little dog
Under the table
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Wasted no time
Gobbling up my scraps!
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[whistle blows]
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♪ I'm on the outside
looking in ♪
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♪ and I don't know
where we went ♪
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♪ our lives have gone
in different directions ♪
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♪ all I see is... ♪
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You're the best one,
You know.
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I mean, what are the supremes
Without diana ross,
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Or blondie
Without deborah harry?
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I'm not exactly diana ross.
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Nope. But you're
Brooke mcqueen.
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Hi, I'm adam rothchild ryan.
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And you probably think
I'm a stalker right now.
I'm sorry.
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Hi.
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Nice to meet you.
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I'm sorry,
How do you know me?
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Who doesn't at this school?
Your biography is almost
A required course.
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Brooke mcqueen,
Homecoming queen,
Captain of the glamazons.
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President of
The honor society.
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Girlfriend of josh ford.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Ex-girlfriend.
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Ex.
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Don't the girls
Usually follow your rule?
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Why are they listening
To your second-in-command?
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I think she's
Buying their lunches.
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But I can't prove anything.
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I just decided
To sit this one out,
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See if anybody noticed
I was up here.
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They didn't.
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Yeah.
I hear that.
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I've been at this school
Since the millennium dawned,
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And you're the first person
Who's spoken to me.
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Really?
I've never seen you before.
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Sucks feeling like
You're invisible.
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Yeah. I know what you mean.
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[girls giggle]
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Hold onto that john hancock,
Crazy stalker fan.
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It could finance
Your mortgage someday.
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I'll treasure it,
Mary cherry.
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Look, you're right across
From gwyneth paltrow.
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How perfect is that?
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I know you must all
Get bored of hearing this,
But this squad is hot.
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Did you see the heifers
From nixon high last week?
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No comparison.
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Did you see the polyester
Jackets they wore?
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God, not to mention,
The mustaches.
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Suffragettes were
Marching again.
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Speaking of equal rights,
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Adam's dream
Is to be a cheerleader.
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But, brooke, only those
Who have a uterus
Can be a cheerleader.
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In colleges, they have
Male cheerleaders, and
They're called yell kings,
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And I was thinking that
Since the fifth slot is open,
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It might be cool
To let adam audition.
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I just think
You guys are cool.
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And I want to do
Something athletic, too.
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I'm a swimmer, but they
Don't have a swim team here.
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Ever since april tuna
Had diarrhea in the pool,
And they had to drain it.
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So, what do you think?
We do have an opening
On the squad.
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You know, brooke,
It pains my heart to
Disagree with you, darling,
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But as a christian,
I'm just not comfortable
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With a man's hairy hands
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Touching my spongy places,
Propelling my buttocks
Heavenwards.
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Yeah, and I'd have
To marry any man that saw
My split jumps from below.
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On the other hand, girls,
Let's not forget
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How well it worked out
The last time brooke backed
A cheerleader candidate.
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After plucking
Carmen ferrara from obscurity,
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Old carm dissed us
Publicly in kangaroo court.
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All those in favor
Of trusting brooke's instincts,
Raise your hand.
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Sorry, hon,
It's ladies' night.
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Look, you know, that's cool.
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I understand.
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Maybe we could all just go get
A coke sometime or something.
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Adam, since you're so
Dead-set on being one of us,
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May I suggest
You serve as mascot?
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You know, I lost a few strands
Out there. Would you mind
Reweaving my pom-poms?
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Oh, also,
I almost forgot.
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My car needs washing.
Okay? Thanks, hon.
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Sorry.
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Adam, I'm so sorry. Please
Don't take that personally.
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That wasn't about you.
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Nicole is such
A nasty slag.
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As if she's be anything
Without you.
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I mean, you're maria.
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She's anita, at best.
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Is mary cherry retarded?
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♪ think it over
once or twice ♪
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♪ what lasts
the longest in this life ♪
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♪ character
or rock-hard thighs ♪
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♪ in the end do you believe ♪
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♪ that beauty lies
in what you see ♪
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♪ 'cause if you do,
then, baby ♪
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♪ you've been deceived ♪
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♪ well, me and b ♪
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♪ we hate supermodels ♪
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♪ it's just that I'm tired
of being compared ♪
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They didn't even let him
Try out; they just voted no.
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That's not fair.
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What are you guys
Gonna do about it?
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Maybe I should
Write an article?
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Sam, that would be so great.
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Do you see how powerful you two
Are when you work together?
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You could transform
This squad.
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Adam says that
I could be modeling.
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His uncle is
Francesco scavullo.
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Is that the guy
On the sopranos?
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No, sam, he's like the hugest
Fashion photographer ever.
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There's this modeling contest
Through chick power magazine,
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And adam's helping me
Get my pictures ready.
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These are pictures
With clothes, I hope.
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Dad, I am talking about fashion
And new possibilities,
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Not boogie nights.
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What happens if
You actually win?
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You go and eat ex-lax
In the garment district?
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If I win, I get to be
The power girl,
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A national role model
For teenage girls.
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I get to do a commercial
For chick power magazine,
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With the girls
From the u.S. Soccer team.
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Plus, the winner gets
A free trip to new york city
For the announcement.
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Aha!
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Hey, guess what.
Great news.
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Hillary had liposuction?
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No, but sam mcpherson,
Girl reporter,
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Is taking up your pom-poms
And writing an article
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About your brush
With gender discrimination.
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Do you think
It'll sway nicole?
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Why are you taking down
My old pictures?
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Adam, I didn't say
You could do this.
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We're sharing lockers...
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I thought you'd want
A clean slate to go
With your new perspective
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As a provincial
High schooler turned
Globe-trotting supermodel.
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Sorry. My mistake.
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No. You're right.
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It's a new life.
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See you at lunch. Bye!
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Excuse me.
Is that your locker?
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Tibetan prayer beads.
Done.
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I saw them at
Ross dress for less.
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Take a look at slade bracelets.
You'll find fashion moves
In 25-year cycles.
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At least, that's what
My godmother says.
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Maybe you've heard of her.
Diane von furstenberg?
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Nicole, why do you settle
For lady-in-waiting
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When you could be queen?
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This school already
Has a queen: a brooke mcqueen.
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She's seventh avenue bound,
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Which will leave
Kennedy high's camelot
Wide open for her successor.
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Twiggy boy, you're clever.
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As well as being
The first person
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To ever correctly challenge
My fashion sense.
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And I dig you,
In a bonnie and clyde,
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Let's-dress-up-in-
Expensive-clothes-and-
Kill-people kind of way.
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But brooke still has
A cali zip code.
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Mary cherry and popita
Are against a penis-packing
Pep squad,
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So all of your ass-kissing
Is done in vain, hon.
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What if brooky is no longer
A threat, and poppy and m.C.
Fall in line?
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Well, then I suppose
A position on the squad
As my hem-kisser
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Might magically come open.
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Oh.
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You lift, don't you?
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[locker door closes]
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Well, the composition
Is horrible,
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The lighting looks like it
Was done by principal hall.
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Did the indigo girls
Lend her this outfit?
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Actually, the subject
Is sort of foxy.
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Who is it?
Sam, she lives with me.
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She's the one who's writing
The editorial about you.
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You think she's foxy?
In a simple,
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I'm-gonna-be-
A-checkout-girl-in-orange county
Sort of way, yes.
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Adam, that's not
Very nice.
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I was just trying
To make a point.
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She is not as foxy
As brooke mcqueen.
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Okay, look, the only reason
I showed you this
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Is I think that I should
Pose for my pictures
For the contest like this.
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Natural, you know. Real.
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Not gonna happen.
Look, I grew up
In the magazine world.
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And to be an "It" girl,
You want to move beyond
Looking like cousin it.
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To win this contest,
You need to look hot.
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Britney spears,
rolling stone time.
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Who took that picture,
Anyway? It's horrible.
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I did.
Whoops!
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Uh, which just goes to prove,
You're destined to be
In front of the camera.
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I guess.
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These past few days
Have been so great, brooke.
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I mean, being with you
Sort of reminds me of when
My mom and I would just...
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Hang and stuff
And... And talk.
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I miss her.
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What happened to her?
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She left when I was 11.
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Um...
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My mom did
The same thing to me.
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Actually, it's the reason
I took this picture of sam.
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I found one
Of her old cameras,
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And I thought maybe I had
A little part of her in me.
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I guess I don't.
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Maybe that's why we met.
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I mean, maybe that's why
We both always feel so alone,
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'cause our mothers left us.
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Maybe.
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Call me paranoid,
But that new guy, adam,
Rubs me the wrong way.
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I agree with you,
He creeps me out.
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All that black, and
Everything always matches.
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Is he gay?
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He admitted to me
He had a one-night thing
With queen latifah.
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I both admire and fear him.
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See? Why would
Queen latifah be with him?
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As opposed to you?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I just think that you,
All of you
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Quivering male egos,
Are intimidated by him
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Because he is different
And secure with himself,
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And I think it's making you
A little insecure.
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What kind of a guy
Wants to be a cheerleader?
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He's different. He's out there.
What's wrong with that?
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I still think he deserves
A chance to be a cheerleader,
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And that's what my article
Is gonna be about.
Whoa.
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Sam, you are so
Supermodel giselle here.
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Carmen, why are you
Going through my stuff?
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Because.
I'm nosey and curious.
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You should be
The next chick power girl.
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Oh, what?
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No, you're way
Photogenic here, mcpherson.
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Don't kid, okay?
Is that harassment?
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These were not my idea.
I detest modeling. It's dumb.
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But brooke begged me,
And I gave her her folly
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In exchange for exclusive
Weekend tub privileges.
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Anyway, despite all the heinous
Vanity that was involved,
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I really got to say that
I look really cute in this one.
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So, josh, you want to go
Work on the vocabulary thing?
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And then we can discuss
The pros and cons of
Making out behind the school.
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Ew.
Let's go.
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[sugar]
Okay.
239
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,007
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go.
240
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:19,310
I'm gonna catch up
With you later. See you
At the photo shoot.
241
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,379
You're gonna be fine.
Bye.
242
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:27,251
So, you've been defying gender
Expectations your whole life.
243
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,788
Is that why you wanted
To be the school's
First male cheerleader?
244
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,591
Look, I was raised
By feminists,
245
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:36,961
And they told me I could
Be whatever I wanted to be.
246
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:40,165
Maybe I'll fail,
But at least I tried.
247
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,567
All I want is a chance.
248
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,837
You know,
You're an amazing reporter.
249
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,573
So insightful.
250
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,810
You've asked me questions
I've never even asked myself.
251
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,146
Oh, stop.
252
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,154
Sam, this is so powerful.
253
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,388
Great job.
254
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,524
Thank you for giving me
The hot tip.
255
00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:08,493
[phone rings]
256
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,762
Brooke, don't you want
To get the phone?
257
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,265
You've been so
"Let me get it" all week,
I'm afraid to touch it.
258
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,300
That makes three of us.
259
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:21,205
You guys, stop kidding.
I've just been a little nervous
Hoping chick power would call,
260
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,741
And they haven't,
So I lost, and I'm moving on.
261
00:12:23,809 --> 00:12:25,443
Please, someone,
Get that. Please?
262
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:26,677
Please?
263
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:33,184
Hello?
264
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,386
Yes.
265
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,822
Help me, god, she won,
And my life's about to get
Even more inadequate.
266
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,491
She is.
267
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,194
She's... She's here.
268
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,963
Hold on.
269
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,865
Sam.
270
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,704
Congrats.
You're the new power girl.
271
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,984
Did you get
My message last night?
272
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,986
Look, modeling
Isn't for everybody.
273
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,954
Some people
Don't have what it takes.
274
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,490
You said I was a natural.
You're a pretty girl.
275
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:15,493
But it seems you're high school
Pretty, not power girl pretty.
276
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,699
I shouldn't have let you pick
That slutty mall photo place.
277
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:24,769
So now your crash and burn
Is my fault?
278
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,504
I don't think so, brooke.
279
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,674
If you'll excuse me,
I have to go pick up a paper
280
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,877
And read the article that sam
So kindly wrote about me.
281
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,886
A fine fellow that adam.
Wouldn't you say?
282
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,987
Given his favorable press.
283
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:48,326
Well, this is a feather
In your cap, but you're
Still zero for three.
284
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,628
You haven't delivered
Mary cherry or popita,
285
00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,630
And brooke is still
Very much with us.
286
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,765
I hear chick power
Took a pass.
287
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,368
You on the squad?
Not gonna happen.
288
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,273
[lily] Wait a minute.
He told me...
289
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,910
He rescued beagles from
An animal experimentation lab
290
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,946
With kim basinger
And alec baldwin,
291
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,081
And afterwards
They went out for sushi.
292
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:14,118
No, it was naomi campbell,
Rabbits, and indonesian.
I've got it on tape.
293
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,553
I'm sure he told me
Kim and alec.
294
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:18,022
Maybe you should do
A follow-up on this huckster.
295
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,358
I mean...
She doesn't have time.
296
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,127
She has to practice
Facial expressions for
Today's power girl...
297
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,264
What in the name
Of linda evangelista
Are you talking about?
298
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:29,400
Sam is the new
chick power girl.
299
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,270
[both] What?
Leaving brooke in the dust.
300
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,772
Carmen, have I thanked you
Enough for going behind my back
301
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,775
And rescuing me
Even for a millisecond
From this high school hell?
302
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,545
What happened
To your calling?
303
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,081
What happened to journalism,
Miss seriousity?
304
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:47,351
Yeah, since when did
Icon touring start
Mattering more to you
305
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,254
Than your reputation
As a serious journalist?
306
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,090
Lighten up. Okay?
307
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,092
It's a high school paper,
308
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,294
And it's just one
Teeny inconsistency, lil.
309
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:59,330
Sam, you're late.
You're due at chick power
Studios at 3:00,
310
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,065
And the genius cross-dressing
Stylist at the mac counter
Leaves at 2:00.
311
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,936
Yeah, he can show you how
To disguise the adam's apple.
312
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,704
[both] Shut up, harrison.
313
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,043
That guy is wrong.
314
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,379
I hear that, sipowicz.
315
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,886
Lose the morocco
Lip pencil, mary cherry.
316
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,089
Too hideous kinky.
317
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,491
Well, thanks for saving
My lip look, private ryan.
318
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,494
I'm glad there's
No hard feelings about
My "Remember the alamo" stance
319
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,162
Against male cheerleaders.
320
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:35,733
Not at all. I admire your
Retro-sandra dee aesthetics.
321
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:39,537
Almost as much as
I admire your precision
On the football field.
322
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:43,641
You must have a lot
Of jazz dance miles
On your nubile tires.
323
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:47,110
Yes, I do. When I was in texas,
I spent a number of years...
324
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,013
Yes?
325
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,982
I studied tap. Recitals.
Junior miss pageants.
326
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:53,884
You know, that kind of thing.
327
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,986
It's over, cherry.
You're jamba juice.
328
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,855
I know all about your history.
329
00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,790
You're bluffin'!
330
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,659
Am I?
[gasps]
331
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,396
Pretty.
332
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,198
[crying]
Why did you do this?
333
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,533
That was just
The color xerox, "Presh."
334
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:14,238
I have the original
From the "Up with people:
Our glorious history" archives.
335
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,206
Glenn close
Was in up with people,
336
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:19,077
And she's been nominated
For the oscar five times.
337
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,711
And lost five times in a row!
338
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,114
Oh! Oh, please.
339
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,516
I beg of you,
Don't breathe a word of this.
340
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,918
I am at the top
Of the social heap.
341
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,155
If word gets out that
I toured the country
With wafer nibblers,
342
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,657
One alum of which
Lost the oscar to cher,
343
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,259
They'd eat me alive.
344
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,596
Ha! Your sordid biography
Belongs only to you,
Mary cherry.
345
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,864
But do you remember how,
In your little group,
346
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,401
Men and women danced
Feverishly with one another
347
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,769
In lieu of having
Premarital sex?
348
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,872
Couldn't you imagine
A kennedy high
Cheerleading squad
349
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,876
With both boys and girls
Thrusting their pelvic girdles?
350
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,912
Couldn't it
Be heaven on earth?
351
00:16:58,784 --> 00:16:59,883
No!
352
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,205
Popita fresh?
353
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,441
You're humming,
You're bopping.
354
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:26,044
I'd say you're
Almost mm-bopping.
355
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,479
Just listening
To jenny lopez.
356
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,648
Huh. I thought
She had a lower voice
357
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,483
And didn't sing
In triplicate.
358
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,085
I've got you, chola.
359
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,853
Go to heck.
360
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:39,423
I don't need to stand here
Listening to your ethnic slurs,
Bee-atch.
361
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,592
I was merely
Speaking latina,
362
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,894
The way you did
Last week, poppy.
363
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:46,430
I was out sick for three weeks
With the sydney flu.
364
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,099
My fever was so high,
I was seeing koala bears.
365
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,335
Or was it pigs,
As in "Bay of"?
366
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,936
I wasn't in cuba.
367
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,473
I think you didn't
Have the flu at all.
368
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,608
Isn't it true that you are
Secretly and shamefully
369
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,411
The internacional
Chapter president of
The hanson fan club?
370
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,614
And have been on a goodwill
Mission to bring bad music
371
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,916
To an island paradise
That is 15 years behind us?
372
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:09,119
Okay! I've tried everything!
373
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:12,390
Aversion therapy.
Alternative rock counseling.
374
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:16,460
The backstreet boys.
I can't shake
My hanson addiction.
375
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,862
I'm so uncool.
376
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,165
Listening to alanis
Is uncool.
377
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,434
Listening to hanson
Is pathetic.
378
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,604
I need help.
379
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:29,507
You need me, chiquita.
380
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,976
Popita and I have decided
To leap into the 21st century
381
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,245
And vote for our first
Male cheerleader.
382
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,214
Well, girls,
As your co-captain,
383
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,217
I will certainly take
This under advisement,
384
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:43,253
But as you know,
We must all agree upon
A candidate unanimously.
385
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,056
And, frankly, I'm not
Quite ready to cast my vote.
386
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,592
Yeah, okay, nic.
Great. It's up to you.
387
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,895
But I've done my part,
Wouldn't you say?
388
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,564
Adam? Sir? Beloved?
389
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,634
Okay, before you go, girls.
Here's the memo on
This afternoon's pep rally.
390
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,136
There's been a change.
391
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:01,239
We're gonna be going on
Before the marching band,
392
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,974
In order to give the trombones
Time to empty their spittle.
393
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,276
Does brooky know we're
Starting a half hour early?
394
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:09,012
I mean, that diana ross
Is a stickler for punctuality.
395
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,882
We have sixth period together.
I'll make sure to tell her.
396
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,955
Thanks a lot.
397
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:19,990
What did you
Just say to me?
398
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,159
I said thanks a lot,
Carmen.
399
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:25,996
Despite the fact that
I have always been supportive
Of you when others weren't,
400
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:29,132
You went behind my back and
Entered sam in that contest.
401
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,601
That's really nice.
402
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,603
And by the way,
I saw the billboard.
403
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,972
I got the message.
You and josh are dating.
404
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:39,477
I don't care, and I don't want
Him back, because I'm over
High school romances. Okay?
405
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:42,180
'cause it's all about you.
Right, brooke?
406
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:45,048
You underestimate people.
407
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:49,487
Sam, me. Why don't you just
Admit that you never imagined
408
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:52,189
Someone who found
You attractive
409
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,758
Could also
Find me attractive?
410
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,395
Now I know that
Every once in a while,
411
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,963
There are
Come-from-behind victories.
412
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,378
[sobbing]
413
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:41,271
Uh, mr. Director person?
414
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,607
I kind of feel
Like a mannequin here.
415
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,275
Uh-huh.
Yeah, hear you.
416
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,678
Sam, meet your co-stars,
Nike athletes
417
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,513
Tiffeny milbrett
And tisha venturini,
418
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,682
Members of the u.S.
Women's soccer team.
419
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,785
Um, it's an honor.
420
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,521
I really love your sports bras.
421
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,725
Hey, sam's right.
She does look like
A mannequin in that dress.
422
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,094
Thank you.
423
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,132
[stamping feet]
424
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:12,736
These kids are gonna
Tear this joint apart
425
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,005
If we have to wait
Another minute.
426
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,107
Where the hell
Is brooke mcqueen?
427
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,441
Hopefully calling rehab.
428
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,778
What did you just say?
Nothing.
429
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:24,648
It's just, miss ross,
It pains me to have to
Tell you this,
430
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,451
But after dipping her toe
In the fashion industry,
431
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,120
I think our miss brooke
Might be having a problem
With substance abuse.
432
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,956
She disappears into the novak,
Loses all track of time,
433
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,958
And comes out
With her eyes red.
434
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,960
Brooke mcqueen is...
A total pothead.
435
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,663
Child, I know brooke.
436
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,331
She is a paragon of virtue,
The best and brightest
This school has.
437
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,834
Mm-mm. She is not
The cannabis kind.
438
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,335
Hey, guys.
439
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:48,471
Miss mcqueen, you are late.
I'm sorry.
I was in the novak.
440
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:53,644
There was a memo
That everyone else on
This squad seemed to get.
441
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:56,747
I thought we were
Gonna go on after the band.
442
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,149
I never got a memo.
443
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,884
Brooke,
I hand-delivered it to you.
444
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:04,087
Adam, I did not read
Any memo, okay?
445
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,690
Maybe you did, and you were
In such a reefer haze,
446
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,759
You couldn't process
The information?
447
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,494
May I search your bag?
448
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:13,397
Please, be my guest.
449
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,132
I was upset.
It's...
450
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:19,703
Oh, my god, y'all.
Brooky's got a bong!
451
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:22,039
I'm suspending you.
You are off the squad.
452
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,680
Ryan, adam rothchild.
453
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,314
Mm! There's two matches.
454
00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:34,618
International banking,
1776-1986,
455
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:38,088
And "Let's go vino," a bus tour
Of european vineyards. Man!
456
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:39,757
We need sam.
457
00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:41,392
We need sam bad.
458
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,228
[lily] If we can ever get her
Back from the modeling world.
459
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:47,264
Nic, what's the announcement?
We're here.
460
00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:51,234
It's my duty to bask
In my singular power
And introduce to you,
461
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:54,438
Our very own "Manazon."
462
00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:59,677
Ready for practice?
463
00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:01,745
Actually, I've worked up
A little routine
464
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:04,347
I think might take us
In a new, modern direction.
465
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:05,716
If that's okay.
466
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:12,122
Five and six and seven, eight,
And jazz hands!
467
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,660
And one, and two,
And swim it out,
And swim it out.
468
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,496
And one, and two,
And dip and thrust.
469
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:20,631
And one, and two,
470
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,399
And dip and thrust,
And dip and thrust.
471
00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:23,867
And one.
Come on, poppy!
472
00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:26,103
Pop, pop, work it!
473
00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:27,437
Work it!
474
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:28,706
Mary cherry, mary cherry.
475
00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:30,674
Mary cherry, quite contrary!
476
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:34,578
And turn, turn, turn, turn.
477
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,616
I can't work with this!
478
00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:42,686
Girls, we need
A moment here.
479
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,358
We need to review
The power structure here, toots.
480
00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:51,328
I have the power now,
And you will do as told.
481
00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:54,364
It's lonely at the top,
Isn't it, nicole?
482
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:58,235
It's so lonely, I think
You're about to resign
As glamazon captain.
483
00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:01,071
Like I'd ever do that, cupcake.
484
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:04,207
If you don't, I'll tell
The world you're a former fatty.
485
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:08,311
So I had a little baby fat
In those awkward preteen years.
Who didn't?
486
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,380
But you went beyond baby fat
To john waters territory.
487
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,716
And I'm not just talking
Ricki lake.
488
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,351
I'm talking
Divine proportions.
489
00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:16,920
You spent seven summers
At the stomach staples
Arena fat farm.
490
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,156
I have your transcripts
Right here.
491
00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:20,891
[screaming]
492
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,560
I do trust you. It's just
That in this day and age,
493
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,763
I have to be this involved.
494
00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:28,766
I have to be this...
495
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,634
Sure.
496
00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:31,802
Yeah.
497
00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,036
As a parent.
498
00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:36,941
You know, as someone
Who loves you so much.
499
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:40,043
I can't afford
To be wrong.
500
00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:42,713
Okay, I know, daddy.
501
00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:53,991
For centuries, girls have
Been told to limit themselves.
502
00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:57,094
They can only do so much,
Be certain things.
503
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,029
It's a man's world.
504
00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:02,432
Well, guess what, fellas?
Times have changed.
505
00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:05,002
[♪♪ hard rock]
506
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:13,710
if I want,
I can be an athlete.
507
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:20,083
or if the mood strikes,
a web site designer.
508
00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:28,125
who says a girl can't be
a construction worker?
509
00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:33,897
or a supermodel?
510
00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:36,366
I can be
Whatever I want to be .
511
00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:38,102
I'm a girl, damn it.
512
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,171
[man]
Chick power magazine.
513
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,740
we show you the way
to kick boy ass.
514
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,777
You're a natural, sam.
515
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,450
[switch clicks]
Hey, don't turn it off.
516
00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:56,119
I like it.
You make it look fun.
517
00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:58,656
You know, it's been oddly
Liberating for me to fail.
518
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,991
I can check some things
Off my list now.
519
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,760
I'm not a model.
520
00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,294
I'm not a cheerleader.
521
00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:06,429
I'm not a girlfriend.
522
00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:07,831
What can I be?
523
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,367
Uh, I heard about
The random drug testing.
524
00:26:10,436 --> 00:26:12,602
Brooke mcqueen,
Stoner chick.
525
00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:14,204
That bong was planted.
526
00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:17,007
By adam?
It doesn't add up.
527
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:19,542
You were so supportive
Of him being on the squad.
528
00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:22,580
Why would he turn on you?
It makes no sense.
I know.
529
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,648
What are you gonna do now?
530
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:33,056
We need a crash course
In filthy muckraking
On a remedial level.
531
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,058
One hour,
After school, please?
532
00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,660
I'm catching a plane
After school to new york
533
00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,029
To promote the magazine.
534
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,530
I can't. I'm sorry.
535
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,701
God, I just heard a confab
That made my blood run cold.
536
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,569
Brooke mcqueen is talking
About wearing a polyester smock
537
00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:49,139
And working down
At the mall, selling pretzels.
538
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,841
She's become teen trash.
539
00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:53,944
Oh, my god. It's a total
Social about-face.
540
00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:56,680
What's wrong?
541
00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,382
I... I don't know.
542
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,318
I feel horrible for her.
543
00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:06,189
Even though, in a cavewoman,
Fighting-for-my-man kind of way,
I should be jubilant...
544
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:09,859
I thought I'd throw a party
When mcqueen finally failed,
545
00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:11,728
But I feel bad for her.
546
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,597
Sam, you must be pleased.
547
00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:17,735
You've always wanted to see
Old brooke brought down to size,
548
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,636
And now,
Thanks to adam,
549
00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:21,305
You got your dream.
550
00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:30,580
Whoa. I don't know why
My stomach's so unsettled
This morning.
551
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:34,017
It must be all the excitement
Over working with
Our new captain.
552
00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:36,186
Yeah, isn't
His choreography ingenious?
553
00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:38,421
All right, girls.
What's he got on you?
554
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,857
Mary cherry, you first.
555
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:44,127
Okay, fine.
I was in up with people.
556
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:48,065
I'm the international president
Of the hanson fan club.
557
00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:50,500
And once upon a time,
I was a brunette.
558
00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:55,305
Okay, I was the size
Of an imax screen, all right?
559
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:57,775
Oh, I knew
I saw stretch marks.
560
00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:00,110
Okay, now he got
The goods on us.
561
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,112
We got to get
The goods on adam.
562
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,081
How?
563
00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:07,751
A man's life is
In his wallet, but adam
Leaves his in his locker,
564
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:10,553
So he doesn't alter the line
Of his expensive slacks.
565
00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:11,755
Girls?
566
00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:13,924
I think it's time
For operation angels.
567
00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:15,425
Part deux.
568
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:30,640
Valmont's headed
For fifth period. Amen.
569
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:32,475
Mary cherry,
Why are you praying?
570
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,111
Old habits die hard.
571
00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:38,348
[clicking]
572
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,583
Tick-tock, tick-tock,
Tick-tock. Let's go.
573
00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:47,390
no, use the file
on the lock, cherry!
574
00:28:51,630 --> 00:28:53,997
The antichrist
Is on the loose.
575
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,632
Oh, god.
576
00:29:12,051 --> 00:29:13,316
Watch it!
577
00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:16,053
Sorry. I was just trying
To run and get that slide
578
00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:18,688
Worked in the way
That you had showed us
579
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,557
In cheerleading practice,
And it just must...
580
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,059
[coughs]
Excuse.
581
00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:24,661
The dust of the floor
Just makes... Ah-choo!
582
00:29:24,729 --> 00:29:27,297
Excuse me. I feel like
I'm catching all of this...
583
00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:30,100
Your skin
Looks incredible.
584
00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:32,369
It's crazy.
I love your hair. It's...
585
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,471
Hi, adam.
586
00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:36,106
Great. We'll see you tonight.
587
00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:40,643
Come on.
Got it yet?
588
00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:43,180
Oh, let's go. I don't share
Oxygen with spazzes.
589
00:29:43,248 --> 00:29:47,617
No, wait. It's time for the
Peasants and the aristocracy
To work together.
590
00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:48,986
Li'l lily?
591
00:29:49,054 --> 00:29:53,690
Joe? I hold in my hand
The key to the mystery of adam.
592
00:29:53,758 --> 00:29:55,525
Thank god,
'cause it's not on the web.
593
00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:57,895
I fear the evil
That lurks inside.
594
00:29:57,963 --> 00:30:00,663
What's in there?
Multiple I.D.S
With different names.
595
00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:04,067
Mini stills from
Audrey hepburn movies.
A receipt from this wallet.
596
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,369
How we gonna figure out
Which one's his real name?
597
00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:07,671
Y'all, stand back.
598
00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:10,240
This is lady's work.
599
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:13,009
The little bugger's name is...
600
00:30:14,779 --> 00:30:16,680
[electricity crackling]
601
00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:33,030
Billy bob smelt!
602
00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:34,431
Sister's got voodoo.
603
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,433
Sort of. Thanks to
My subscription
604
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,535
To soap opera puzzle
magazine for 15 years,
605
00:30:38,603 --> 00:30:40,370
I'm a whiz at
The impossible anagram.
606
00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:43,707
Like mine,
Adam's is a criminal mind.
607
00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:47,277
Ooh! Lord, I've got the vapors.
608
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,113
My brain's not used
To working this hard.
609
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,016
Joe, catch me.
610
00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:58,255
Wow. What now?
611
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,224
I've got an idea.
612
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,065
[beeping]
613
00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:10,433
Okay, we struck out there.
614
00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:13,570
The national access search
Shows no billy bob smelt.
615
00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:15,973
Spam, shouldn't we just break
Into principal hall's office,
616
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,975
Check his file and see
Where he lives here?
617
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:20,777
Already did, satan.
The work numbers for
His parents are disconnected,
618
00:31:20,845 --> 00:31:23,480
His address is not
In any thomas guide.
619
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:25,282
Wait a minute.
Let me see that receipt.
620
00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:31,989
"The armadillo emporium."
621
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:33,756
[beeping]
622
00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,425
Access search says...
623
00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:37,460
Two matches. Bingo!
624
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:41,631
One's in texarkana,
The other in
Tupelo, mississippi.
625
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,132
My girl is on it.
626
00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:45,802
I must say, spam,
You're a veritable nancy drew,
627
00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:47,804
But see, hon, could you
Explain where we're going here?
628
00:31:47,872 --> 00:31:50,507
In journalism school,
They teach you not to just
Go to the scene of the crime
629
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,309
But to the origins
Of your source.
630
00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:55,812
When we find out
Where he's from,
We'll get him where he lives.
631
00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:00,650
Tupelo and my beloved
Texarkana.
632
00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:03,153
That's quite a bit
Of country to canvass.
633
00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:05,388
Wait a minute.
Listen to this.
634
00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:07,991
you're an amazing reporter.
635
00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:09,526
so insightful.
636
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,661
He stumbles a bit.
His diphthong's whacked.
637
00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:12,930
He's from tupelo!
638
00:32:12,998 --> 00:32:15,198
If he was from texarkana,
The emphasis would be
639
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,099
On the second syllable.
I never thought
640
00:32:17,168 --> 00:32:19,669
I would say this,
But thank god for mary cherry.
641
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:22,272
Here's spam's plan. We track
More of billy bob's victims,
642
00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:25,141
We get a pattern going and find
His original criminal impulse.
643
00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:29,312
Okay, but how do we dig
Around tupelo, for god's sake?
644
00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,414
Stupid bill,
Mary cherry here.
645
00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:33,450
It's my mama's
Airplane mechanic.
646
00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:36,186
Fuel up the learjet. I'll need
It in about half an hour.
647
00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:37,720
Okay, thank, stupid.
648
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,889
How do we get a picture of him
Without him knowing?
649
00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:41,558
Brooke.
She's a photographer.
650
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,693
Where is brooke?
Having a bad hair day?
651
00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:46,363
She's starting work
At hot and salty.
652
00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:48,064
[gasping]
The pretzel place.
653
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,199
Not our brooky! No!
654
00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:53,236
Hey, joe, this is
The part where you're
Supposed to catch me.
655
00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:57,407
Girls, joe:
656
00:32:57,476 --> 00:33:00,410
I think it's time
We staged an intervention.
657
00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:07,850
You should be wearing
A diamond tiara, b.
658
00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:10,153
Not a salty one.
659
00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:14,491
Go ahead, nic, make fun
Of my precarious decline,
660
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,661
So you and your new
Best friend adam can get in
Another cackle at my expense.
661
00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:20,897
Adam's not my best friend,
Brooke. You are.
662
00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:24,167
I'd rather crawl through glass
Than see you selling
Pretzels at the mall
663
00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:27,104
While listening to the muzak
Version of "La vida loca."
664
00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:29,239
I didn't think anybody
Cared what I did anymore.
665
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,675
I'm really sorry!
666
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,844
I never should have done
What I did with josh,
667
00:33:34,913 --> 00:33:37,014
And I'm an idiot,
And it will never happen again.
668
00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:39,282
Oddly, nicole,
That's not enough for me.
669
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:41,251
Oh!
670
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,720
You know what?
Can I ask you something?
671
00:33:43,789 --> 00:33:45,722
Why did it happen at all?
672
00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:49,692
Why would you do that
To someone that you claim
Is your best friend?
673
00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:53,162
I'm a bitch.
Okay? I admit it.
674
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,568
But you inspire me
To be a better person.
675
00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:03,273
God, if I'm half as evil
As that horrible vampire, adam,
676
00:34:03,342 --> 00:34:05,308
Then I should be
Burned at the stake.
677
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,810
But the truth is,
I don't want my friends
678
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,979
To have to accessorize
With madonna-style crucifixes.
679
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,614
They're so '80s!
680
00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:18,621
I'm not on drugs.
681
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:19,822
I know.
682
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,791
And spam knows
And everybody knows.
683
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:24,261
We'll get you back
On the squad if it's
The last thing I do.
684
00:34:24,329 --> 00:34:26,929
With one click of your camera,
We're setting up adam--
685
00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:30,467
Just like he set you up,
Just like he set up
The rest of us.
686
00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:33,936
And then, honey,
We're gonna burn your hat.
687
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,010
Got your page.
688
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:45,182
So, what is it now,
Artist formerly known
As "Fat-ass"?
689
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,584
Yes, yes, yes.
690
00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:49,452
Got you now, my pretty.
691
00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,821
I thought you had
A plane to catch?
692
00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:54,190
Yeah, I missed it.
Some things are more important.
693
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:58,761
And the magazine folded
At noon today, so they
Cancelled the campaign.
694
00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,664
I'm sorry.
695
00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:04,367
[mary cherry] Stupid bill,
pass those honey-roasted
nuts back here.
696
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,102
thanks, stupid.
697
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,157
[rat squeaking]
698
00:35:36,034 --> 00:35:39,136
You guys, she's been gone
For four hours.
699
00:35:39,204 --> 00:35:42,905
Something is going to turn up.
We just have to wait.
700
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,908
come on, stupid. Faster!
701
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,076
You guys,
702
00:35:47,146 --> 00:35:49,212
I think that maybe
We should face
703
00:35:49,281 --> 00:35:51,381
The cold, hard,
Yet relieving truth
704
00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:54,150
That mary cherry's
Plane has crashed.
705
00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:59,088
Joe, cross yourself
And take that back.
706
00:35:59,158 --> 00:36:01,858
I come bearing gifts.
Within two hours of my posting,
707
00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:04,161
My cell phone began ringing,
And on the other end,
708
00:36:04,229 --> 00:36:07,296
May I present to you
The very first building block
709
00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:09,866
In our exorcize adam quest.
710
00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:13,470
Well, come on in, hon.
Don't be afraid.
711
00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:22,379
May I present to you
The original adam victim,
712
00:36:22,447 --> 00:36:25,248
Miss wanda rickets!
713
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:30,353
[lily] Why is she
Wearing a straitjacket?
714
00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:34,156
She escaped from a sanitarium,
Bless her cracker heart.
715
00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:35,825
Adam drove her mad.
716
00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:38,795
Wanda?
717
00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,897
Wanda, can you hear me?
718
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,066
Please, we need your help.
719
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,304
I like pie.
720
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:50,073
I thought they stopped
Giving lobotomies?
721
00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:52,709
Wanda, pie is for dessert.
722
00:36:52,777 --> 00:36:56,278
Right now, we just need
A main course of information.
723
00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:58,481
You know,
You are so pretty.
724
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:02,051
[mary cherry]
Wanda. Come on, sweetie.
We're not talking about me.
725
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,620
We need to know about adam,
726
00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:06,055
Or we'll have to break out
My car battery charger
727
00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:07,724
And try electroshock therapy.
728
00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:09,459
Okay.
729
00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:12,228
Um...
730
00:37:12,296 --> 00:37:14,330
Well...
731
00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:19,336
I was... I was once every bit
As beautiful as you, brooke.
732
00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:21,371
I mean, I wore
Butterfly barrettes
733
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,573
And was homecoming queen.
734
00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:26,042
But then he took it all away.
735
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:31,448
see, my time at
lynyrd skynyrd high
was bright and shiny.
736
00:37:31,516 --> 00:37:33,716
until one day
at a pep rally,
737
00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:37,287
when my reign as
a tupelo teen dream ended
just as swiftly
738
00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:38,988
as it had begun.
739
00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:40,824
[people clapping]
740
00:37:45,063 --> 00:37:47,196
[all gasp]
741
00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:50,700
Just say no!
Just say no! Just say no!
742
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:54,103
Just say no! Just say no!
Just say no!
743
00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:55,872
No!
744
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:58,875
And then after my disgrace
And suspension,
745
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,810
I just hit rock bottom.
746
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:04,180
I mean, I wrote folk music
And went to therapy.
747
00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:07,684
Got put on the wrong
Combination meds
748
00:38:07,753 --> 00:38:10,452
And sort of developed
This split-personality, too.
749
00:38:10,521 --> 00:38:12,021
You got any pie?
750
00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:15,357
Wanda, why would he
Do this to you?
What was his motive?
751
00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:17,126
I don't know.
752
00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:19,028
Of course you don't.
753
00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:22,665
You can't conceive of anything
That doesn't revolve around you
754
00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,701
And your precious popularity.
755
00:38:24,769 --> 00:38:26,335
Can you, wanda?
756
00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:28,838
Or brooke.
Or nic or poppy.
757
00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:31,240
Or the retarded one,
Mary cherry.
758
00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:33,042
We've cracked your nut,
Cheer boy.
759
00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:34,911
Internet-friendly, I see.
760
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,213
Not to mention
Handy with a camera.
761
00:38:37,281 --> 00:38:39,548
Yeah.
Like the lighting?
762
00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:43,319
How about the composition?
It's over, billy bob.
We've got you.
763
00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:48,057
You took this sweet,
Innocent cheerleader
764
00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:50,493
And turned her into
Some sideshow. Why?
765
00:38:50,562 --> 00:38:52,562
Sweet and innocent,
My ass!
766
00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:56,265
She turned me into what I am.
All you cheerleaders did!
767
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:59,602
But we were nice to you.
I even gave you
An autographed hanson picture.
768
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:03,606
That was only because
I pretended to be rich
And cool and fashionable.
769
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:07,043
You're not rich?
But those clothes!
770
00:39:07,111 --> 00:39:08,377
Shoplifting.
771
00:39:11,616 --> 00:39:13,550
I'm a military brat.
772
00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:17,720
My dad makes squat,
My mom takes in laundry
For a living, and we...
773
00:39:17,789 --> 00:39:19,021
What?
774
00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,591
We live in a trailer
In echo park.
775
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:22,892
[gasping]
776
00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:24,694
So, you're pretty much trash?
777
00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:26,663
Yeah. I am.
778
00:39:26,732 --> 00:39:30,232
People like wanda
Wouldn't let me forget it.
779
00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:31,801
[bell rings]
780
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,670
Hi, wanda.
781
00:39:33,738 --> 00:39:37,073
I said that every day
for three years,
always to haughty silence.
782
00:39:37,141 --> 00:39:38,708
until one day,
783
00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:39,943
she spoke back.
784
00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:43,112
You know what?
Stop saying hi to me.
785
00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:47,384
I don't like your face,
And I don't talk to guys
Who aren't jocks. Got it?
786
00:39:47,452 --> 00:39:48,718
Wanda...
787
00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:51,854
No, I said stop talking to me,
Trailer trash!
788
00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:55,792
the truth is, it's a thin line
between love and hate,
789
00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:58,661
And I hated what I loved
And couldn't become.
790
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:01,398
I just wanted
To be somebody.
791
00:40:01,466 --> 00:40:03,900
Somebody else.
792
00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:06,936
I'm sorry.
793
00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:08,437
Sob story time is up.
794
00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:10,740
I'm gonna stick a fork
In your butt. You're done.
795
00:40:10,809 --> 00:40:13,410
We're telling everybody
That you live in a double-wide.
796
00:40:13,478 --> 00:40:15,144
Everybody!
797
00:40:15,213 --> 00:40:17,146
I'm gonna hire a blimp!
798
00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:18,948
Now you can know
What it's like to suffer.
799
00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:20,850
I don't want
To do that.
800
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:23,586
Brooke, come on.
He's got to pay.
He has.
801
00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:25,521
Sort of.
Guys, come on.
802
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:27,524
Is he any different
Than any of us?
803
00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:29,792
Almost everybody
In this room is guilty
804
00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:33,195
Of trying to reinvent
Themselves to be accepted.
805
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:36,465
You're right.
Nowadays, you can be
Anybody you want to be.
806
00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:39,268
Yeah. Just make sure
You don't lose yourself.
807
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:43,039
It's fun... It's funny.
808
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,441
You're the first cheerleader
To ever show me
809
00:40:45,509 --> 00:40:47,109
An ounce of kindness.
810
00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:49,311
Thank you.
811
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:54,551
And I'm gonna go and tell
Miss ross that you're innocent.
812
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:57,787
I'm gonna go with him to
Make sure he's on the up-and-up.
813
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:08,465
Hm. Uh...
814
00:41:08,533 --> 00:41:10,567
Come on.
815
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:13,135
Wanda, let's go
Get you some pie, huh?
816
00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:17,206
Adam, you wanted
To tell me something?
817
00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:19,576
Miss ross,
It's about brooke mcqueen.
818
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,911
I told you she was
On the dirty dope,
819
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,412
And that wasn't true.
820
00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:25,114
The bong was planted,
821
00:41:25,183 --> 00:41:28,051
And the person
Who planted the bong
In brooke mcqueen's bag was...
822
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:30,053
Judy stoner.
The junior hooked on weed.
823
00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:32,889
I saw her do it with my own
Two appropriately dilated eyes.
824
00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:35,725
Miss julian, why didn't you
Tell me this sooner?
825
00:41:35,794 --> 00:41:38,394
It's the first time the cat's
Ever gotten your tongue.
826
00:41:38,462 --> 00:41:43,432
I was afraid.
Judy's got this hell's angels
Boyfriend named, um...
827
00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,101
Billy bob.
Right.
828
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:47,570
But I got rid of him
Once and for all.
829
00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:49,973
I believe judy
Was busted yesterday
830
00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:53,109
For distributing inappropriately
Seasoned brownies.
831
00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:56,312
I'm going to call
Miss mcqueen's parents,
Extend my apologies,
832
00:41:56,381 --> 00:41:58,614
And tell them that
She's back on the squad.
833
00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:00,850
Dismissed.
834
00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:04,954
Why did you decide
To save me?
835
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:08,490
Truth of the matter is,
I can relate to what
You're going through.
836
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:09,759
Uh-huh. And?
837
00:42:09,828 --> 00:42:12,361
Also, by saving you,
It means I own you now.
838
00:42:12,430 --> 00:42:14,496
Got it, little
Well-groomed one?
839
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:19,869
I thought you really did
Look pretty in that picture
I took of you.
840
00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:22,404
I don't know,
Maybe you should give
Modeling another whirl.
841
00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:24,941
No, I'm not a hair spray
Kind of a gal.
842
00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:28,611
Don't get me wrong.
I do want to escape
This high school hell.
843
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,912
Tell me about it.
844
00:42:29,981 --> 00:42:32,481
But I think I should
Start a bit more locally.
845
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,817
You know cranky's,
That cool new music store?
846
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:38,320
They're accepting applications,
And I think yours truly
Is going to apply.
847
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,122
Cool.
You guys know something?
848
00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:44,126
I believe this is
The first time that all
Of us from different groups
849
00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:46,495
Have sat around together
Eating pie.
850
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,397
You know what, lily?
You're right.
851
00:42:48,466 --> 00:42:50,733
I'm gonna document
This moment.
852
00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:53,669
'kay. Ready?
853
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:34,043
♪ to bend and not to break ♪
854
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:37,880
♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪
855
00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:41,450
♪ I'm grinning
on the outside ♪
856
00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:45,321
♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪
857
00:43:47,391 --> 00:43:50,927
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪
858
00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:58,901
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪